My friends call me an Oreo, but I guess you are what you eat. Even if you're just stopping on my blog I want you to know A. That I love you, even when it seems like no one does. B. I'm always here if you need to talk about ANYTHING. C. You're safe and cared for with me.

yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

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furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

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benesmauglocked:

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iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

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Jen:*long elegant answer to interview question*
Colin:Wow, that was like poetry!
Colin:I agree with Jen.
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